He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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