If that was your dad, he is hot
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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