there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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