Having a random hookup so left but love u
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize
