? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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