Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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