you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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