You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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