watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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