so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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