Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
its liver damage thursday
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