I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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