i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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