just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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