So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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