i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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