Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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