I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
