All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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