Porn is love you can see.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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