i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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