Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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