hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
so let's talk penis.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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