how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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