Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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