do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I've blown a few things in my day
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
