so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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