bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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