Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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