I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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