did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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