just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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