i think my mom watched the whole time
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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