please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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