weddingsv make me drug and hornr
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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