Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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