I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
