how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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