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(908): View more from New Jersey

Hawaiian shirts and no dignity

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator

(908): View more from New Jersey

hello competition

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(585): View more from New York

at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.

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(416): View more from Toronto

We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?

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(302): View more from Delaware

stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Worth it.

(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth

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(716): View more from New York

He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.

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