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• (586): View more from Michigan

  On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes

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  I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted

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• (661): View more from California

  The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?

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  I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!

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• (845): View more from New York

  He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.

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  ILLEGAL

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