I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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