I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon