Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(253): View more from Washington

don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.

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(585): View more from New York

Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history

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(210): View more from Texas

I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.

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(408): View more from California

Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night

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(519): View more from Ontario

My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?

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(813): View more from Florida

Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.

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