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  Heybabeimwearingurpanties

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?

  (325): View more from Texas

  Because you touch yourself at night.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.

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  Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!

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  No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!

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• (626): View more from California

  Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes

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• (585): View more from New York

  Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.

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