Your tits are I can't wait for
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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