it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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