We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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