He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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