im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I will pee on everything he values.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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