i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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