No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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