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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks

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• (1-415): View more from California

  What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?

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  Irish Spring?

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth

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