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• (415): View more from California

  ad ew i am wasted whats my problem

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• (707): View more from California

  OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.

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  Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.

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• (925): View more from California

  You make homosexuality sound like a cult.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.

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• (707): View more from California

  He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Wish me luck on my new penis adventure

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