He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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