It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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