Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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