Can Purell be used as lube?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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