We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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