its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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