yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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