He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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