I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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