love makes seman taste better
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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