Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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