McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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