To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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