I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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